great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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