Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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