Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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