We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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