I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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