the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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