mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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