is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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