Your dad touched me again.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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