u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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