chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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