I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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