All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just want nice things and good sex
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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