On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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