Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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