i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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