Already got asked if we're dating
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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