just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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