Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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