his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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