She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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