Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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