broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Every concussion has its silver lining
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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