I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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