To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
