windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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