If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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