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(614): View more from Ohio

The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�

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(407): View more from Florida

I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore

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