Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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