My brain says no but my pants say off.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
