He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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