I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize