I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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