I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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