I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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