Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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