Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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