I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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