After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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