thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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