i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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