You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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