you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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