i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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