Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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