Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The air was thick with penises
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
