is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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