Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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