: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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