I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I believe in your delicious
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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