you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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