don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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