so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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