Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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