I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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